Attention!!!

[Funkamander]

Who is, in your DIVINE opinion, the greatest band ever?

Who is, in your STILL DIVINE opinion, the worst band ever?

So, like, is it true? Did you really just accidentally cook a white person too long, and made a black one?

Has it been long enough so that we can make 9/11 jokes yet?

If a woman passes out, and you two are alone, we all know it's wrong to hump her. But, is it wrong to feel her up? Not like, beating off while groping her. Just, you know, a good squeeze or two?

How many people have been trampled to death by Meerkats?

What's the deal with Astrology? That shit isn't real, is it? I fuckin' hope not.




Oh, and religion. We all know they're all dumber than a bag of hair. But, which one comes closest to acceptable?

[Az.]

ok cool....and one last question....

did you have to look up any of what you said or did you already know everything? serious please

[God v2.0]

ok cool....and one last question....

did you have to look up any of what you said or did you already know everything? serious please

Most of it came from my brain, only thing i looked for was the serotonin thing after you asked about it

[Az.]

Most of it came from my brain, only thing i looked for was the serotonin thing after you asked about it

excelent dude! thats pretty good!!

now last question....sorry i have been waiting to talk to you for a while...

Have you been a mamber of this website before? Under a different name?

[GratefulDead4ever]

prolly God v1.0 hes an upgrade

[God v2.0]

Who is, in your DIVINE opinion, the greatest band ever?

Who is, in your STILL DIVINE opinion, the worst band ever?

So, like, is it true? Did you really just accidentally cook a white person too long, and made a black one?

Has it been long enough so that we can make 9/11 jokes yet?

If a woman passes out, and you two are alone, we all know it's wrong to hump her. But, is it wrong to feel her up? Not like, beating off while groping her. Just, you know, a good squeeze or two?

How many people have been trampled to death by Meerkats?

What's the deal with Astrology? That shit isn't real, is it? I fuckin' hope not.




Oh, and religion. We all know they're all dumber than a bag of hair. But, which one comes closest to acceptable?

Best bands recently have been The Beatles, Pink Floyd I also personally love Nirvana.

Worst band ever in my 'opinion' is Journey, follow closely by Alice Cooper (no offence to anyone who likes these but I think they suck pretty bad)

and yes black people were a little over baked, i was playing around with a few people in Africa but got distracted and accidentally left them out in the sun too long. Also originally you were supposed to have a glossy skin that was moist and you would have been able to adhere to walls and climb very easy.


9/11 was funny to start with man. your CIA funded al-Qa'ida terrorists and trained them back in the day. what goes around comes around. also you should check out this: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...20890224991194 makes some 'interesting' points.

If shes passed out and you think shes hot then go for it rape her until you cant feel your cock anymore. you'll end up getting VD though. also Id like to make it known that there is no such thing as evil or good. They're both the same self-defining action. Without evil how do you know what good is? Without good whats evil?

You need to lay OFF the drugs for a little while son. Go get a head x-ray and an MRI because your brains have turned to scrambled eggs. A meerkat is the size of a prairie dog. Not even a decrepit 100 year old lady would succumb to trampling by meerkats

Astrology? Of course its real! Thats the biggest problem you little humans have, you dont understand that everything affects everything. maybe only in the slightest of ways but it still affects you. Whether you're a taurus or a cancer, the position of the universe around you ALWAYS matters. sometimes not as much as you think and sometimes alot more than you can imagine.

Read a book called sirens of titan, by kurt vonnegut. there is a curch of god the utterly indifferent which really intriuged me. id say thats the closest ive come across yet.

[Zinnia]

Maybe it's like being dyslexic and wanting to know if there really is a dog.

[beachguy in thongs]

the biggest problem you little humans have.

And the biggest problem you have is that you needed to learn that wind was from pressure differences, not temperature differences, c'mon, what kind of God are you? If you're gonna talk down to others than you must be talked down to yourself, didn't you learn that, God?

[Caruso329]

Haha! I love this thread!

Dear God 2.0,

Is Jesus the son of God, a prophet, or a poser?
How do you explain his miracles?
Who is the anti-christ?
Will our concept of the world ever end? If so, when, and how?
Can energy be created or destroyed?
Can matter be created or destroyed?
Is reincarnation real or bullshit?
Who is the antichrist?

One last question...

a/s/l?

Signed,
Caruso329

[BizzleLuvin]

god speaks the truth

answer this: where am i going to college???