Attention!!!

[eagle1113]

now thats funny

[Swizzy89304]

I do know everything! As soon as you tell me something I will know it therefore you cant prove that you know something i dont know with proving yourself wrong.

Answer this - how many grams of cheese are there under my foreskin, and what was the consistency of the turd I dropped yesterday?

[Caruso329]

Haha whoops, I didn't even notice.. maybe I have a subconcious obsession with the anti-christ... And really guys, why are you asking "realistic questions" like how much is this? and when did this happen? and what time did I masturbate today? If you're just trying to prove he/she doesn't know something, you're asking the wrong questions.

By the way, I don't believe you are any type of god at all. Probably just some teenage kid who believes he has reached enlightenment and transcended human existance. So I've come to three possibilities. Either this is a huge joke, which isn't really funny, because some of the stuff actually makes sense to me. You truly are enlightened, but I doubt it, because why would you be spreading your word on an internet forum, when you can spread it with the world through more suitable media. Or you're just delusional, and you probably need some help. Have a good one!

[beachguy in thongs]

I do know everything! As soon as you tell me something I will know it therefore you cant prove that you know something i dont know with proving yourself wrong.

What is the amino acid that you're body naturally converts to Melatonin?