Attention!!!

[VoidLivesOn]

What sort of accident did I lose my cock in?

[God v2.0]

And the biggest problem you have is that you needed to learn that wind was from pressure differences, not temperature differences, c'mon, what kind of God are you? If you're gonna talk down to others than you must be talked down to yourself, didn't you learn that, God?

We're actually both right, pressure differences cause temperature differences and maybe its pressure that creates temp variation and wind. And I'm not talking down to anyone, you're the same as me, same as anyone!

[Garden Knowm]

Hi God,

seems like you have the same problem most people have,
YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING..


love & light
knowm

[beachguy in thongs]

Attention v., you don't say wind is hot air going from cold, it's high pressure going to low, or vice versa. It doesn't matter how those pressure centers form. Like 13+13=34 is true, if you explain that the second 13 is, actually, 7 x 3. That is because of the Hadley circulation cell. That's how that figure works.

[God v2.0]

excelent dude! thats pretty good!!

now last question....sorry i have been waiting to talk to you for a while...

Have you been a mamber of this website before? Under a different name?

I have. And you should all know me very well. (And fuck no this isnt tokosan. if he breeds all i have to say is good luck humanity! but i still love you tokosan)

Haha! I love this thread!

Dear God 2.0,

1. Is Jesus the son of God, a prophet, or a poser?
2. How do you explain his miracles?
3. Who is the anti-christ?
4. Will our concept of the world ever end? If so, when, and how?
5. Can energy be created or destroyed?
6. Can matter be created or destroyed?
7. Is reincarnation real or bullshit?
8. Who is the antichrist?

One last question...

a/s/l?

Signed,
Caruso329?

1. Jesus was right on target but was kinda misunderstood. He was a fend for yourself and dont rely on others but at the same time be grateful to people who help you. Also help people who are in need. (For his time I'd say this dude was the smartest human alive).
2. Over exagerations, also the last supper deal, well Jesus (he pronouced it Hey Sus!) was, like i said a smart smart dude. The wafer/bread that he passed around (his body) had some ergot in it (look it up if you dont know what it is, its used to synthesize LSD basically).
3. Jesus
4. Of course your world will end. It will probably be by you. If not you then me. If not me then some other way. Nothing lasts forever in your universe. But dont worry, it will be after you and everyone you will ever know has died. Your own sun will eventually expand to a red giant once its helium fuel supply is exauhsted, then it will get much bigger and encompass the first planet (mercury) and scorch the fuck out of earth when it starts to use its hydrogen fuel. but i bet that earth wont even last that long.
5. It can be aranged to make matter, and then the matter can be 'destroyed' but an equal amount of energy is released. even quantum physics on earth explains that.
6. (above answer includes this one)
7. Your consciousness scatters and the arangement of energy in your brain that you call being alive scatters. but your thoughts memories and everything about you just can still be recovered from the brain. so you can die then techically be brought back to life, and still remember everything but you're still in the same body. the technology will become available once free energy is released.
8. A little stoned are you?

[God v2.0]

Hi God,

seems like you have the same problem most people have,
YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING..


love & light
knowm

I do know everything! As soon as you tell me something I will know it therefore you cant prove that you know something i dont know with proving yourself wrong.

[Caruso329]

Actually, no I was completely sober when I wrote that out.. I'm a philosopher by nature. And also have some of my own theories on existance, not beliefs mind you, just theories. My eyes has been opened up so to speak.

[God v2.0]

Question 8 and 3 are the same though, thats what i mean.

[eagle1113]

I'd have to counterpoint v2. What happenned to v1? That other dood that I've obviously wasted my time and anger over?

Religion: the opiate of the masses. So true, isn't it? And a wonderful means of population control if you ask me!

Intellect cannot overcome the universe as it really is, only the stupid people who choose to believe that they are here to serve anyone or anything!

Wasn't there already light in that galaxy so far away?

I say let there be light... for my bowl.

Let it be, man, let it be.

[GratefulDead4ever]

v1. failed and is now the devil v2. is new and improved and for sale at your local walmart