I, your new upgraded super-omnipotent nuclear power god, am here to service you. Any questions directed to me will be answered to the fullest possible extent of the truth. I am here to educate mankind and provide a basis of peace and understanding for each other.

I'm gonna start by stating a few of the most obvious truths that many MANY people still don't believe.

I don't exist.
You don't exist beyond a few billion atoms jumbled together.
I don't give a shit about you. When you pray and build churches it enrages me and when the time comes if you are still worshiping me I will smite you down so that you can experience the full irony of your pathetic attempts to please me.
You have no purpose at all except to breed.
You were brought into existence by mistake when a much more advanced civilization sent out a probe which eventually crashed into your young planet, there was a small amount of genetic material on board which was ingested by a female primate that was pregnant. That was the start.

So, in a service to you I will provide you with wisdom from a source you cannot comprehend.

So post your questions and have them answered.
God v2.0 Reviewed by God v2.0 on . Attention!!! I, your new upgraded super-omnipotent nuclear power god, am here to service you. Any questions directed to me will be answered to the fullest possible extent of the truth. I am here to educate mankind and provide a basis of peace and understanding for each other. I'm gonna start by stating a few of the most obvious truths that many MANY people still don't believe. I don't exist. You don't exist beyond a few billion atoms jumbled together. I don't give a shit about you. When you pray Rating: 5