Quote Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
Alright. I was just looking up porn, and SOMEONE (not I) got a SHITLOAD of viruses/trojans on our computer. I had already fixed most of them, but I was still working, when all of a sudden my mom popped in complaining about the smell of these here oysters I'm eating.

Well, at the time I was checking on the virus scanner, and she went to open the window behind me, so I decided to hurry and X out of the site...www.frogsex.com...while her back was turned, so I switch windows, press X, then the fucking thing locked up for a second.

So, my mom turns back around, and is confronted with WWW.FROGSEX.COM in big bold letters and several naughty pictures under them.

So, Bill Gates and Windows...CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE AND THEN BURN IN HELL!
LMBO...now that is funny.