LOL, gratefuldead...

I was a baseball star and Geraldo Rivera did want me to appear on his show. He wanted me to put on a hat and run halfway around the stage. Then two interns and I went back out and the audience had to identify me.

The best part about it was that when I stayed with my sister, I'd smoke the best weed, first thing in the morning.
beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . mooching roommate, argh i dont know what to do about my mooching roommate. every time i get some bud she wants me to smoke her out, and i usually do -- but it's gotten to where she expects me to smoke her out at least twice a week, and she has never reciprocated. i wouldnt mind if she wanted to go in with me on a bag, or match me some bowls, but i cant keep smoking her out. the amount of money i spend on my own pot makes my bank account cry, i dont have the cash to be buying her pot too. i dont want to be a bitch, Rating: 5