Get my cat stoned. She sits there and is all like "Fuck I love you, Zach! Thanks for gettin me stoned!" and I'm all like "No probs, little lady. Anytime..."

Fuck I'm stoned...
WeekenD TokeR Reviewed by WeekenD TokeR on . Anyone have cats that are annoying? My cat is so unbelievably annoying. its like he knows when i smoke up and he comes in just to piss me off. for instance: - i open my window to smoke, and he comes in and tries to jump out of it, so i gotta put my piece down, kick him out (not literally) about 2 mins later hes back. and i kick him out again. and hes back. :mad: he also makes more noise when im smoking, like knocking shit over, clawing at the door etc... which could wake my parents up. I say cats because dogs Rating: 5