Tax Time

[Clawed Cooper]

The only thing that the Federal government has not taxed yet is your
penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time
it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that
it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective April 1, 2005
your penis will be taxed according to size.

The categories are as follows:

10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $45.00

8 - 10 Pole Tax $25.00

5 - 8 Priviledge Tax $15.00

3 - 5 Nuisance Tax $ 3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

NOTE: Anyone under 3" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!


Sincerely,


Pecker Checker

Clawed Cooper Reviewed by Clawed Cooper on 01-21-2006. Tax Time The only thing that the Federal government has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective April 1, 2005 your penis will be taxed according to size. The categories are as follows: 10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $45.00 Rating: 5

[bonsaiguy]

Damned good humour.

[scobbie]

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