fuck this tax!
Stoner Shadow Wolf Reviewed by Stoner Shadow Wolf on . Tax Time The only thing that the Federal government has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective April 1, 2005 your penis will be taxed according to size. The categories are as follows: 10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax Rating: 5