Red Wings.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I guess if she's got a tampon in it's not so bad, and most girls I know tell me how much hornier they are on their periods.

[psychopixi]

most girls I know tell me how much hornier they are on their periods.

That's true, and incredibly frustrating.

[rab]

Now, thats 2 girls confirm the period thing (besides my wife). If I knew she wanted it, wild horses couldn't stop me. But she wouldn't come right out and ask. I first heard of Red Wings from her, a guy at work had boasted of it. If she thought it was gross, I'm sure she would have said so. But she didn't... so I wonder if she is curious or has a secret desire.

What a shame, that something is "incredibly frustrating," a problem so easily solved if you just look at it the right way. (or do I mean Don't look at it? Turn out the lights.)

I've been a vegetarian for 25 years, but I didn't stop eating meat because I didn't like the taste! When I was a kid my steak was rare.

My wife's sister said I'm not a true vegetarian if I eat pussy. She probably thought that was funny or original, actually its clueless. That's precisely why I am a vegetarian. My carnivorous soul is reserved for a higher purpose.

PS- the first time I told a girl I was vegi, she looked at me funny. So I said, "catch & release..." and she wouldn't leave me alone.

[BloodyRedBarron]

So Lick and be Mary :clap:

[slipknotpsycho]

i feel sorry for the chicks back when she goes to straighten out..

[WhiskeyGirl]

The guy has it EZ as always, just gets to sit there.... LOL
looks EROTIC tho...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I think it's more erotic to see the pleasure you give your girl...archin' her back and moanin'...omg I can't wait until I get my braces off.

Too bad I don't have a girl as eager as I am for them to be OFF.

[Easy Roller]

Has anyone fought the bloody battle and got the red wing I finally did "Pins them on his Chest" OUCH . Anyone else?

Sick chat Sergeant!! Spend a night in the Box!

I'm a seasened vet and still I haven't earned my Brown or Red wings!

I don't know whether to salute you or shoot you!
That you survived a bloody battle is commendable it's apt that you be decorated with the Red Wing! But you should have followed orders instead of trying to be a hero!

Yes you fought your way across NoMansLand ,avoiding the dreaded hail of machine gun fire!.
Yes you ,and you alone,breached the enemy line and with all expediancy, fixed bayonet, and slaughtered many!
Yes you outlived the bloody day, and with scalps in your bag , marched on to victory!
Yes you ,and against high odds,set your life upon a cast and did withstand the hazard of the die!

But what now for you soldier ...as you return home to Blightey...Fame?
No ...Nothing but harrowing night nightmares of pain in the bloody feild!
Will you not see the faces of your brothers [up in arms] as they fell?
Will you not hear the hellish squeal of those you butchered and felt squerm on your dagger?
Will you not descend into sweat when you think of the red tide that did befall you that day?

Oh thrice valliant ,brother....who stand when "Blob" Time fall...Who die when the Red Wing live ???

A nation mourns your loss,
Feild Marshall Muff Muncher.

[lizka4200]

im a girl and i think its fine.....sometimes it feels a reall wet but thats the only wierd thing besdies that you acnt tell tell your done

[WakingDream]

Red Wings defined where I am is:Having sex with a girl on her period and then getting a blow job to clean off the pole. Brown Wings is just the same, replace blood with poop.