I used to have a buddy whos father was a police officer, one night i got FUKIN STONED OUT OF MY GOURD, an 8th of chron stoned to be exact. We ended up talking to his father and then later that night they all went to bed and i styaed up to eat his house the fuk out. so im sitting on the floor in front of the fridge eating and the dad walks in. and just stairs at me. he says...hungry? and im just like yeah. and he walked away laughing his ass off.