jumped while in line to buy tacos by 6 asians = 2 stab wounds to the back.one close to spinal cord.

shot in the penis and testicles by unknown gang members = odd looking penis and one ball left or one left ball.even the cops felt bad for this one

stuck his hand into machine at work and practically severed it = when he showed the boss what happened the boss vomitted

was backing up his car and the passenger door was open and the door was torn off.
funny ass moment.

got caught drinking and driving with his 8 year old in the car.

arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and intent to do bodily harm and he didnt even do anything.

father is doing 25-life in prison as aresult of three stikes

mom went to answer the door and some girl shot his mom point blank in the head.shes alive but kind of slow.

be glad this is not your life