Its part of a global conspiracy by the US government to restrict information and conversation:

1. US Government instructs Rizzla to manufacture packages with pre-creased papers
2. Rizzla, becoming aware of the additional profit as a result of 2-3 papers being wasted, agree
3. Smoker fustration reaches peak levels, forum threads are created, debates held
4. Meanwhile, the government sneaks in legislation, news and real life, whilst the concious smoker population of the world are distracted...


Man ... if they weren't after me I would not be paranoid....