Quote Originally Posted by scooterjay
i have a friend who is a pipefitter. he was working in a turkey processing plant in NC, running fire sprinkler system pipe in the plant. he had to run some pipe in the room where the turkeys got their heads cut off. there was a big black woman, probably 300 lbs. or so. she had an apron on with blood all over it and she dipped snuff. kendall said she would stand at her work station and as the turkeys came thru the room, hanging by their feet from an overhead conveyor, she would cut their heads off. well, the line shut down and she took a break. my friend asked her "ma'am, how many turkeys do you kill in a shift?" she spat and snarled "every god damn one of them!" kendall slowly backed out of the room and wished her a nice day!
Ha ha, yup, that sounds like someone working a killing floor

When I first started at that job, the first thing I saw, was a huge neck slicer, and as the dead pig, still twitching mind you, get half of their necks sliced off with a huge slicer. Buddy did this 8,000 times a day. Also, my first day of work, a guy came up to me and offered me a cup of water...in a pigs ear! Oh....fuck.