LOL This reminds me of something me and my friends did years ago. We were hanging out under this bridge smoking and came up with the "Stoner's Constitution". We were really high and were trying to make them sound very "legal", if that's the right word. Anyhow, it was basically just a whole bunch of etiquette rules that we painted on the bridge support pillar. I can't remember them all but a few that do stick in my head are "He who owns the weed decides when to smoke it" and "One should be offered weed, it is impolite to ask to be smoked out". I remember this because their was always one or two guys hanging around that never had any weed but were always asking us to get them high. Since the rule was that anyone who broke a rule had to sit out the next smoke session this cut down on improper smoking etiquette pretty quick.

That was like 20 years ago but last time I checked, although the paint is really faded, you can still see the "Constitution"