Nick Diaz is the shit. He's a dick. But, he's the shit too.

He went against some big brute bitch who was like snarling and shit.

BUT THEN Nick was like, "What bitch?" and putting his hands down right in front of the oaf bitch.

BUT THEN the oaf bitch attacked and Nick was like WHappAH! And knocked him on his face like a bitch. And I just weed burped.

So he's good. And then he lost to that Mexican winner of the first UFC Unleashed, and still said afterward that the Mexi didn't deserve to be where he was so fast.

Oh shit, Sabrina's on!