Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
they told me to outrun the junkyard dog. I didn't think I could do it. I've been doing some stupid stuff, lately."

-A commercial I just saw.
my favorite is of the girl that somehow collapsed into herself because she smoked weed.

and yeah what the hell, where the hell were those little girls parents? and chances are if some douchebag let their kids ride their bike around the drivethru of a mcdonalds, that they would get hit anyway. i probably would have hit her, cause i mean when im pullin away from the window im usually lookin at my food and shit. even when im sober !!