Well, friends, I live in Tooele.

Teen pregnancy, woo hoo!

Horny substitute teachers, woo hoo!

I hate this fucking city, woo hoo!...

...

I'm not experienced enough with bud to tell you. Sorry.

The highest I ever got though was the other night. I packed the final bowl from my first bag in a year *cheers*, and I packed it way tight tried to hit it. Well, the thing wouldn't hit. I was sucking as hard as I fucking could, no air going through the bowl. I was puffing so hard my eyes were forced shut and eventually air got sucked through my ears *ow!*.
So, I try and unpack the bowl, but it just wouldn't come out. I attributed this to the tightness of the bowl and the laws of friction. So, I went and got a pin, stabbed the middle of the bowl, which for me usually makes all the bowl just come out, but just a few flecs of dust came out. Alright, I thought, I took the pin, stabbed the side, and tried to dig the shit out of there. Lo and behold, my bowlpack had doubled in size. What the fuck, I asked myself, where did all this mass come from? I studied the mass of goo closer, and realized it was a massive ball of chunky, weedy resin. Immediately, I start scraping the shit out of my homemade bowl. It's an L shaped piece of plumbing, I might add.

Scrape, scrape, scrape...

I finally finish scraping, and I got so much resin that my screen was disappeared into it. So, I make a few small balls of it...pop a little ball of resinous, weedy, chunky, gooey goodness in my bowl, and I lit that shit UP! 10 minutes and 4 bowls of resin later, I was still toking the resin that refused to be scraped *lighter trick*. 5 minutes after that, I put the piece down, and realize...I was fucked up like a drunk hooker in a football team's locker room. I called my homie and I don't even have the slightest clue what we talked about. All I remember is laughing my ass off at every sound I heard. It was beautiful.

I look forward to more highs like that. I ended up laughing myself sore.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on . 420 this is my attempt to start an active thread in this board, so i'll come by as often as possible. post you utah smokers :rasta: Rating: 5