I've gotten in so many damn fights, but I don't remember most of them. It takes a lot to get me to the point of physical confrontation, but when I get there something snaps inside and I do shit I wouldn't normally be physically or mentally capable of. It's like I black out and have no control.

The most memorable fight for me happened about two years ago. I rode down to a friend's place in the boonies to plink at targets with his guns. I chilled there for a while. After a few hours, some guy I had never met shows up, one of my friend's nieghbors, and he immediately tries to start shit with me. He was a cross between a mullet and an abercrombie and fitch yuppie, and he was pretty wasted. I took his shit for about an hour until he swung at me twice, missing the first time and splitting my lip open the second. Right then I snapped, and I don't know how, but I dropped him to the ground onto one knee. I kicked him in the throat with my shin and his trachea collapsed.

So this dude's lying on the ground choking on his own throat, and we called 911. But since we're a ways out it takes almost ten minutes for the ambulance to get there, during which time he passed out and I tried to do CPR on him, but my face was covered in blood from the split lip and I couldn't get any air into him. He was pronounced dead a little while after he arrived at the hospital. I got charged with voluntary manslaughter, but plea bargained it down to aggravated assault because of all the witnesses saying that I tried to stay out of the fight, because I tried CPR, and If I wanted to kill him I could have shot him with gun next to me. He was also drunk and had shit loads of drugs in his system, and a long criminal record. So anyway...yeah...that's all I have to say about that.
SomeDude Reviewed by SomeDude on . one of ur most memorable fights ok ill start, i know a guy bout a year or 2 older than me. he alwayse used to pick on me an shit cause im pretty short an hes one them big fuckers. one day i got drunk an told his friend next time i saw him i was gonna shove somethin through his neck. his friend calls him up an like 10 mins later hes there an pissed as fuck, hes got like 3 freands in his car wit him. he gets out an starts talkin shit to me an i was actually a lil scared. hes like 6'5" an one thos tatted mexicans wit Rating: 5