Quote Originally Posted by Funkamander
In Chess, think of a Bishop.

Which side of the thing is his face? Is it the side where he has a huge frown? What's the deal?

Answer quickly. I fear I'll pass ooot soon.
He's frowning at just YOU ya know. I play chess all the time and I have never seen him frowning. I suggest, you set up and elaborate scheme, set up some booby traps, and take that frowning asshole out of the game...permanently! He hates you, loathes you! Kill him...before...it's too...too........late...