ok, so normally i am a barefoot, peace-love-and-happiness, kumbaya sort of chick. i would never hurt a fly, much less a person, unless they really really deserve it. i know a motherfucker who does.

saturday night i went to a party and got pretty trashed. after some hot steamy sex in the bathroom, i went to the couch to go pass out, using my purse as a sort of makeshift pillow. when i woke up the next morning, my purse was wide open and my beautiful beautiful 100 dollar bubbler crazy eddie was missing. now im going ripshit, tearing apart the house trying to find it, waking up a bunch of hungover kids and asking "who the fuck took my bubbler?". what i managed to find out was that this kid named will, who i actually knew from going to camp with back in the day, was known for stealing purses, money, and alcohol at parties before. so basically this motherfucker's gonna die.

who steals a bubbler? who?! WHY????

all i wanna do is be peaceful and happy but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA PAY.
heatherhatesyou Reviewed by heatherhatesyou on . BITCH IS GOING DOWN ok, so normally i am a barefoot, peace-love-and-happiness, kumbaya sort of chick. i would never hurt a fly, much less a person, unless they really really deserve it. i know a motherfucker who does. saturday night i went to a party and got pretty trashed. after some hot steamy sex in the bathroom, i went to the couch to go pass out, using my purse as a sort of makeshift pillow. when i woke up the next morning, my purse was wide open and my beautiful beautiful 100 dollar bubbler crazy eddie Rating: 5