So did someone ruin anyone's fun yet? Or is it gonna have to be me?

The belief that a magic number of sneezes will produce an instant of sexual satisfaction is false. (Had it been true, those afflicted by allergies would be the happiest people on earth, and they're not.) While sneezing and orgasm are regarded as somewhat akin in that both produce powerful bodily convulsions, one doesn't feel like the other.

Possibly contributing to the confusion is a statement oft attributed to sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer: "An orgasm is just like a sneeze." However, what the good doctor actually said was: "An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze," meaning that both are involuntary actions, in the same way that your leg's swinging up when the doctor taps your knee with a rubber hammer is a reflex response.


= no happy time from sneezy time. Sorry ladies and gents, you're gonna have to find some other way to get your jollies.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/sneeze.asp