Because this was THE MOST adorable post ever, I'm gonna go back and comment on a few things; mine are in bold.

It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.

* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!

This actually wasn't my own, since everyone seems to love commenting on it. I wouldn't care if my boyfriend fucked me on the rag, but many of my girl friends say that the cramps are too painful and the bloated-ness is too icky to want to have sex.

* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."


Another one that isn't my own, I don't really mind the fact that youse pee from there. I try and clean myself up before hopping back into bed. :P

* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?

I completely forget what I was getting at with that...Oh, alien probing..okay it was a bad joke. ANOTHER one that isn't mine, but I do somewhat agree; there's more to sex then just the constant "in and out and in and out and in and out" I mean come on! Just typing that was getting tedious.

* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.

AHHHHH. That'd scare me, I try to avoid teeth more than anything..maybe a little too much.

* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.

This one was thrown in there because my boyfriend is the gassiest fellow you could ever meet, and while it's cute at times he finds it funny to do that dutch oven thing to me in bed. Um, no.

* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.

It depends on both yours and the females view of love I think..

* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!

Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.

Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.

O.O How old is she? There's no button on the kak, even tho that'd be kind of cool if there was. Tell her to do the tongue twirly thing. lol

And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"

I think it's fun exploring eachother's body, whether it's sexual or not. And I don't think I'm the only women who thinks that.