And THIS is why she hasn't called ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

[*]Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
[*]Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.[*]Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.

You're better off re-titling this thread, "Notes for Jay, in case he missed it".

As a matter of fact, you should forward it to his mail box.

I take care of myself after I piss because I know I might get a blowjob soon. We're not gonna make friends with your clit, we don't want one. Well, I guess we do. But we don't. I can remember, though, that she's yours and to be gentle with her.

I've watched that show and, fortunately, I don't get that channel, anymore.