Quote Originally Posted by Green Screen
"one of those long donuts"
You mean a churro?
I think he's talking about the donuts that are long and oval shaped; I can't imagine churros being very effective.

I use fruits for disposable pipes in emergencies; apples work the best, but oranges work as well, and I bet I could find plenty more that could be made to work. With an apple, you just remove the stem, make one hole that goes straight through the middle of the apple horizontally about halfway up the height of it and poke a hole through where the stem used to be, stopping when you intersect with the first hole. You can prep the top to make a more effective bowl; I find that bending small paperclips in the right shapes can make a pretty effective bottom to your bowl, so long as you use fairly good sized buds. One of the holes in the side is the mouthpiece; the other is the carb.