Nirvana came to do a concert in Ed Harleyville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every wednesday night, all the people who live in Ed Harleyville put on their hairy, red t-shirts and walk their zebras to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Nirvana play reggae music, and eat twinkies.

No one has to go to school in Ed Harleyville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Ben Harper and Kiera Knightley are two of the teachers. Ben Harper teaches typing and Kiera Knightley teaches stamp collecting.

One day Ben Harper said to Kiera Knightley, ??Maybe we should take the students on a field trip.?

??That's a yawning idea, Ben Harper,? said Kiera Knightley. ??Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of.?

??But that would be Ed Harleyville,? said Ben Harper.

??You're right!? Kiera Knightley exclaimed. ??Call off the field trip! We're already here!?
beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . The Best Town in the World I'm doing a "mad-lib", if you know what those are. First person to answer all of them, will hear their story. I haven't read it, yet, so I don't know if it will be funny, or no. I need: a name a color an animal (plural) a band day of the week adjective clothing (plural) a kind of music a snack (plural) Rating: 5