Ha, I was at a new year's party, and got mashed off my tits. I really really had to sit down somewhere, you know when you get like that? I seem to get couchlock more than anyone else I know. Anyway, there were no seats free so I thought "i'll sit on the edge of that table", and when I sat on it, the entire thing tipped and everything on the table slid down and fell on top of me. I was so monged I couldn't even tell what had happened at first.. ha, it would've been pretty funny if i hadn't make myself look like a complete twat. :stoned: