I'd do the secret agent, but I've already rolled the joint and it's my last one.

I plan on doing this Wednesday night. I'll leave my house at 2:45, get to the pool at like 2:50, and I should be in after just a few minutes. Then I'll just find a spot that I don't see any cameras pointed at and toke up. (I think I'll still be able to use the cubby hole) When I finish, I'll strip down into my shorts and go for a dip until I'm either way to cold or start to get bored. I've never swam while high, but I'm told it's amazing.
Using the slide should be pretty sweet too. I wish I could use the hot tub since I'm sure I'll be cold, but you have to set a timer to turn it on and I'm afraid to do that since nobody should have been there to use it. (It's only open in the summer, no staff this time of year) May show up on of their bills or something.

Then I'll get out, buy some munchies and a drink out of the machine, and pull up some of their patio furniture to whatever landscaping area looks coolest. I have a place in mind.

And then I'll leave at like 4:00. Should be fun.