lol

I want to try salvia but Dunno where to get it. I cant order it online because my dad would flush it down the toilet before I even knew the package came.

I was talking to him a few weeks ago and he was mad at me for smoking and he said he doenst like it cuz its illegal. So i told him about salvia, how its legal, how you cant od, and stuff. He said "you have a better chance of me letting you do that than pot. If I could go to the store and buy it for you, I would let you do it right in your room"

does anyone know of any store that would sell it? That would be so cool to go buy some drugs with my father. Hed prolly research it and read how people trip balls and then change his mind...but he still said what he said.....so anyone got any ideas where i can get it?
or maybe i can get him to get it off ebay


o yeah and does anyone know any home ways to make salvia extract cuz I am planning on growing it this summer and I want to make extract......thaknks