My ConCOCKtion is not strage.

Perhaps unfamiliar to you, but not strange.

Actually it does resemble fungal, however, it would be odd indeed to get that from an indoor plant in the middle of winter.

But I would never layout a conCOCKtion that would damage your plant.

Feel free to use my conCOCKtion without worry of harming your plants. WTF you think I just sat here, picked my nutsak and labeled it out????

Assclowns.