You know your a stoner when

you want to go into the kitchen to get something. By the time you get down thier you forget what you wanted...

when it take's you about 30 min's to get to the bathroom.

When you laugh at trevor mcdonald when he come's on tv. Even tho he's not funny

When you laugh at nothing.

When you have 6 lighters, and you've lost all of em.

When your stash dry's out. You cry.... (Lol)

When you get some food, you eat them. Then your like "i swear i had more than this" and start to suspet someone stole your munchies when YOUR the only one the in the room.

They're the only one's i can think of.