i appreciated lovelifes humor :dance:

Al Queda is funded by the U.S.

That's like hiring a company to paint your house without permission by the landlady. Then when she sees all this red paint she's like WTF KINDA TERROR IS THIS youre like hey mam, it's those crazy paint companies!
Two days later you arrive at her doorstep with the head of one of the painters. It seems to make her feel better. Sucker.