On the crapper

[Swizzy89304]

i just pee and look at the beach scene wallpaper.
i have a theory: men hate to SIT on the crapper because it makes them feel like women. so they hold in thier poo for as long as they can,then let it all out in one extended session. and since they use the bathroom standing up, they have less of the opportunity to take a poop as women do. the ladies usually take asmall crap every time we pee.

I actually prefer to sit when I pee. Gives the legs a rest from having to get up off the sofa and walk upstairs.
I really need to get a fridge in my bathroom aswell. Nothin like a cold beer on the crapper!

Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on 01-16-2006. On the crapper I like to read and smoke a J, or my pipe. Rating: 5