On the crapper

[tripsalot]

i honestly didnt know that
i like to get up in the morning take my pipe in the bathroom when i take a dump and smoke or if i dont have weed i smoke a cigarette.

[Harvesthetic]

Smoking shit in the toilet could really be misunderstood. (666th post Moehaha)

[Swizzy89304]

i just pee and look at the beach scene wallpaper.
i have a theory: men hate to SIT on the crapper because it makes them feel like women. so they hold in thier poo for as long as they can,then let it all out in one extended session. and since they use the bathroom standing up, they have less of the opportunity to take a poop as women do. the ladies usually take asmall crap every time we pee.

I actually prefer to sit when I pee. Gives the legs a rest from having to get up off the sofa and walk upstairs.
I really need to get a fridge in my bathroom aswell. Nothin like a cold beer on the crapper!

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

^ lol

why dont u just move your crapper to the lounge? so u can watch telly, have a beer, and smoke a J, all at the same time...with out moving :thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

The other night, I saw on a show, a crapper recliner with all sorts of things. Maybe Conan O'brien.

[yoda]

no sense distracting myself and making it take longer than it should, just get in and get out.

[ADaisyChain]

Maybe when I'm old and it takes me time to poop I'll take up bathroom hobbies like reading and smoking weed, but it just doesn't take me long enough to make things like that worthwhile.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

The other night, I saw on a show, a crapper recliner with all sorts of things. Maybe Conan O'brien.

nice, does it recline into a bed? so you can sleep while you shit haha now that would be convenient!

[robert42]

u didnt have poop and wank so i refuse to vote

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

or poop and sending text messages!

i alreaddy voted "just poop" tho damit