You should try falling asleep in class, and having a semi-wet dream, lol! I never actually busted a nut, but I apparently talk while sleeping, so...You get the picture!

I once gave a used condom wrapper to the lunch lady attempting to pay for my lunch. She just sat there starring at me, and everyone was laughing...Talk about embarassing moments!

A hardon in class is no biggie, but they make for good gossip, lol!

Get used to it, man. Dick control is not something easy to master at your age!
JunkYard Reviewed by JunkYard on . Boners? why do i get boners in the worst situations? a couple years ago i got a bit of a boner when reading a report to a class today i got a boner while doing a math problem outloud... Why do i get boners when i don't want, do i hold some sort of magical power, or is it i who just has the boner of randomness? Rating: 5