Boners?

[OzzyOz]

why do i get boners in the worst situations?

a couple years ago i got a bit of a boner when reading a report to a class

today i got a boner while doing a math problem outloud...



Why do i get boners when i don't want, do i hold some sort of magical power, or is it i who just has the boner of randomness?

OzzyOz Reviewed by OzzyOz on 01-13-2006. Boners? why do i get boners in the worst situations? a couple years ago i got a bit of a boner when reading a report to a class today i got a boner while doing a math problem outloud... Why do i get boners when i don't want, do i hold some sort of magical power, or is it i who just has the boner of randomness? Rating: 5

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you're going through puberty. dont they teach this shit in 5th grade anymore?!?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

They tried to teach me in 5th grade, but I got in trouble for laughing.

I learned on the streets the hard way.

Just kidding, I love the 'net :thumbsup:



Anyway, it's a buildup of hormones, or maybe you're thinking or looking at/about a girl.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

thinking at a girl, looking about a girl? huh? lol

[Powder Puff]

This one time, I sat in my gf's room, there where 10 people in the room.. I sat next to my girlfriend, (SO HOT!!) then I just got a boner.. then we sat under a blanket, and the boner didn't go away.. When the people FIANALLY decided to leave, THREE!! hours later, it was still there.. So, sometimes they just don't go away without you interact!

Sorry if this has nothing to do with the subject, but I had to get it off my chest!

[Lakota]

People think that if they go to a nudist beach they'll pop a constant boner....

Too many old,ugly,old,women there.......

never happens

Nothing like doing your girl with the ah...morning piss hardon/boner

[BabyFacedAbortion]

No one REALLY cares if you get a boner.

Although, one time this kid that constantly talked shit about me got one in gym class and I never let that go, especially since we were doing a team building activity and at the time he was getting touched by like 15 guys at once.

Yeah, he became "Fagboy" to me that day.

[friendowl]

i think your a damn pervert and you want everyone to see the cockasaurus

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

that goes double for me!

[PassTheBlunt420]

goes triple for me. But the real reason why you get it in weird situations is because of nervousness.