DUH JAKE!!!! i didnt see the edit thing.. shut up
Paige Reviewed by Paige on . I need advice, for once. Okay, here the Penguin is, asking for relationship advice. I have two women whom I love very deeply, but I don't know which one to choose, and I'm really stuck. Paige, who cares for me and hates even to see me hurt in any way, and who has so much in common with me it's insane, yet is going out with my best friend. Amy, who doesn't think the way I do, but cares for me, and even though we have massive fights occasionally, some invisible tie brought us together even though we met Rating: 5