I need advice, for once.

[beachguy in thongs]

There is a Paige, you psychotic person.

We're hanging out and sharing her computer, and I don't want to keep switching accounts to post.

We're communicating via posting because it's kind of uncomfortable to talk about in person.

Duh.

Psycho.

From where I see it, negatives cancel out, and so does your "psycho" that you repeated, so, in essence, you just called me a tic.

I'd feel much more comfortable talking about this in person, I don't know why you'd say that. That's always the best way to contact someone, is face to face. That way their perception of you isn't distorted by anything. Maybe, you'll fall in love and then, one day, one of you'll will post your break-up letter online.