so i found my dad's stash...

[Cas]

holy shit that's awesome

[lightningzero]

are you fucking retarded when you wrote that shit? jesus christ you don't back down for a second? i even went back on what i said so as to avoid the flames. are you that much of a prick to everyone? perhaps that would explain why you spend most of your time on internet forums with a moral superiority complex putting down whatever you please. you know what? shut hte hell up. you don't know who i am, you don't know anything about me, and you're going on and on about how you'd kick someone's ass over te internet. all that boils down to is "my e-penis is bigger than yours". well all hail you, mighty moral man. the world is a better place because you're the end all judge.

chill the fuck out man. smoke one up.

[smoke ranger]

are you fucking retarded when you wrote that shit? jesus christ you don't back down for a second? i even went back on what i said so as to avoid the flames. are you that much of a prick to everyone? perhaps that would explain why you spend most of your time on internet forums with a moral superiority complex putting down whatever you please. you know what? shut hte hell up. you don't know who i am, you don't know anything about me, and you're going on and on about how you'd kick someone's ass over te internet. all that boils down to is "my e-penis is bigger than yours". well all hail you, mighty moral man. the world is a better place because you're the end all judge.

chill the fuck out man. smoke one up.

lmfao, good points my high bra, you had me laughing or ten minutes with this

[Reefer Rogue]

I stole some of my dads hash, i thought he wouldn't know. He knew. He wasn't pissed at all. I'm never gonna do it again tho. If my dad had that much weed i'd take some tho. Take that 1/4

[RatedR]

i knew he was a stoner in the 70's and such, i knew he smoked now even thought he says he doesn't anymore cuz i've found a few grams of his here and there. well today i got bored and no one was home so i was looking around the garage for shit to make a pipe out of, and i noticed a fridge in the garage. i knew he stopped hunting way too long ago to keep it around for meat so i had a look see. i found 11 of these bags double wrapped in garbage bags. i weighed a bag (he happened to have a scale in his room) and it was a little over 150g... that's like over 5 ounces per bag? 5 ounces times 11 bags = over three pounds right? so i grabbed a little for myself. looks like i won't have to be calling my guy for awhile...

picture edited to protect the innocent :rasta:

Fucking lucky man

[FieldofHerb22]

I am going to steal some of your soul.......that ok? HAHAHHAHAHA.....i'm serious too....

[SneakerPimp]

thats fun to read though, we all wish we could come upon a situation like that. Id probably wet my pants if I seen all that.
One time when I was younger and I stopped smoking dank, and was pretty straight edged, I found a big bag which was well over a Z at a bus stop, it was wet from the rain but Im sure it was still good in the bag and it was definatly dank, not shwag. I just left that shit there, didnt even think twice at the time... I was so dumb, that was like 10 years ago, I still think about it! Man, I could have smoked that shit up! Now everywhere I go, I think to myself, "it sure woulkd be nice to find a bag someone lost"!
oh well, Im baked, but thats my story and Im stickin to it

[slipknotpsycho]

are you fucking retarded when you wrote that shit? jesus christ you don't back down for a second? i even went back on what i said so as to avoid the flames. are you that much of a prick to everyone? perhaps that would explain why you spend most of your time on internet forums with a moral superiority complex putting down whatever you please. you know what? shut hte hell up. you don't know who i am, you don't know anything about me, and you're going on and on about how you'd kick someone's ass over te internet. all that boils down to is "my e-penis is bigger than yours". well all hail you, mighty moral man. the world is a better place because you're the end all judge.

chill the fuck out man. smoke one up.

ok i'll break it down. no i'm not retarded, i have something called morals... and i abide by them, i don't conviently break them when i feel like i want to. and no i'm not that much of a prick to everyone, i'm not even really a prick to anyone on here, i'm sure others will vouch for me, i don't like theives.... putting down whatever i please? no i put down what i'm against.. which isn't much but stealing is at the top of my list. e-penis? i'll give you credit that is kinda funny, but no i don't need an e-penis... did i ever say i'd kick someone's ass over the internet? nope.. i said i'd like to see some of yal trying to steal my shit, which would mean, you are here, because you obviously couldn't steal my shit through a computer screen, so get it right, i'm talking about kicking your ass face to face, not through a colorful screen. and here you are saying i don't know you, yet you make a comment of "spending all your time on the computer" if i don't know you, you can't know me, so you can't know how much time i spend on the computer... but you are wrong, i do know something about you, i know you're a theif.. and as i said before, that's all i need to know.

[bssman]

you just now noticed a fridge in your garage??? you are super stoned then, lmfao!!!

I thought that was funny as well. Must be a big ass garage. He could have said "and I noticed a big black bear" and it would be no less shocking.

[daZenfmeister]

lol would you be pissed if i picked a flower from my neighbor's garden? the difference is, i don't sell the clothes off my back and the shoes off my feet and rob liqour stores to feed a crack addiction. you don't know who i am beyond this message board, you don't know what type of person i am. i'm deeply offended that you compare me to a crackhead.

however if you so feel that way, fine. i'll put it back out of principle and respect. i don't wanna fight with you guys, just wanted to share a hell of a discovery. my apologies.

I love you dude!