a small shipment of these "flashlight" pipes came to my town...they look EXACTLY like a flash light, but u screw/unscrew a few things and its a pipe :] . my friend bought one, and when he took it out i was just like ...why do you have a little flashlight?

then he showed me how it turns into a pipe. its so cool and you would never recognize it as being a pipe when its in its flashlight form.

so...i dunno maybe you could ask around and see if you could find one of these pipes?

good luck