The idea is getting one of those good, shiny (most likely aluminum) pens and jamming the pointed end backwards into the tip, removing the guts, and using a twist-tie in a wad as a gnarly screen. That screen does 80% of the talkign here, making a very nice mixture of air. I just tried that on my pipe and as of now I'm fairly stoned. Just a few minutes have passed.

The bowl/screen combo is key.

--mic