I am fluent in English, Technobabble, Manii, and Arrogantsis

I also have a working knowledge of several dialects which include but are not limited to:

Womanese (only when necessary, I only know enough to be somewhat functional)

Stonerese (though I don't get enough practice anymore)

Gaysian (because I have some gay friends, an intriguing subdialect of womanese blending elements of manii, beauticianese, designerian, and bitchti.)

Leftwingus/Rightwingus (these are actually subdialects of Fanatacanus)