Well, I'm not going to get into an in depth political debate, but Jesus Christ, have you been to Wal-Mart lately? Not all Americans are fat (I'm not), but it seems like it's pretty fucking close. We're a moshpit of underdeveloped self-righteous viewpoints and mindless consumerism. VIVA MCDONALD'S, JERRY SPRINGER, MTV, AND SIZE 16!

Gosh, I'm taking the freedom to be fat for granted. We should all take advantage.