I work as a valet parking attendant, which is one of the best jobs a young person can have. I don't normally go in stoned (although I do sometimes), but after all the cars are parked and the party is under way, we have at least 5 hours to sit around and do nothing. Hmmmmm......what to do??? Kids even do blow sometimes, but I never got into coke.

It's an un-declared conflict between the old people who attend the country club I work at sometimes and the attendants, because they're convinced that all us kids are on dope, because once in a while, the stupid smokers get caught. so now they try to smell it on us and everything, but the smell's long gone by the time they get their cars back.