You poor poor girls of Prom age.

[Psycho4Bud]

1980 Did you have silly hair?

Just kidding.

I was classified as a Grub. See, there were the jocks and the grubs back then. My hair was probably a bit below the shoulder at the time.

[likemclever]

Yes..the pressures are getting harder on girls.

I mean come on have you seen that Brats shit for little bitty girls. My sister has always been over weight her whole lifeâ?¦.she has tried so very hard to loose the weight. Me on the other hand have always been slinder my whole life â?¦.I did put on some weight after my baby but Iâ??m still not fat. I know how hard it has been for her even though she doesnâ??t like to show it but I can still see her hurt by it. It makes me feel bad that the is not treated the same as me (not by our family of course) but by the general public. Youâ??re right itâ??s not fair.

[Psycho4Bud]

Please Psycho, tell us you didn't have a mullet.

LOL...that's actually what I have now. Sides and top look real "republican fresh" with a pony tail half way down my back. Oh well, couldn't bear to cut it all off!!

[bonsaiguy]

LOL...that's actually what I have now. Sides and top look real "republican fresh" with a pony tail half way down my back. Oh well, couldn't bear to cut it all off!!

I want a divorce. I have a bud who did cut his off recently. His was about ass length in back but he got laid off and had to get respectable to do the job hunt thing. Up until about 6 years ago, I had hair past my shoulders...all of it. I think it was my Highlander stage since I always tied it back. Damn...wish I had about $8000 for a nice katana.

[Psycho4Bud]

Hey Bonz...remember this one. It was one of me and my ladies favorites at that time! These kids think that this is something new????? :dance:

Broken Hearts are for Assholes-Frank Zappa

Hey! do you know what you are?
Youâ??re an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
â??cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, â??cause youâ??re an asshole...

Maybe you think youâ??re a lonely guy
Maybe you think youâ??re too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Letâ??s talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasarâ??s back in town
In a way you canâ??t explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen townâ??s finest...
But you forgot what I was sayinâ??
â??cause youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Yes, yes
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole

Now you been to the grape â??nâ?? you been to the chest
â??nâ?? now I think you know what you are: youâ??re an asshole

You say you canâ??t live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ainâ??t got one on the bottom of you,
But donâ??t fool yerself girl
Itâ??s lookinâ?? at you
Donâ??t fool yerself girl
Itâ??s winkinâ?? at you
Donâ??t fool yerself girl
Itâ??s blinkinâ?? at you
Thatâ??s why I say
Iâ??m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Donâ??t fool yerself, girl
Itâ??s goinâ?? right up yer poop chute
Donâ??t fool yerself, girl
Itâ??s goinâ?? right up yer poop chute :thumbsup:
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew youâ??d be surprised...

[bonsaiguy]

Not a huge Zappa fan but...titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer.
Every generation thinks it is new and different. I know we did. And in a lot of ways we were. But not when it comes to "the old in/out" (that was a great movie by the way) That will never change until such time as the psycho feminazi's get their way and figure out how to give men a uterus.

[Psycho4Bud]

That will never change until such time as the psycho feminazi's get their way and figure out how to give men a uterus.

LOL..That kind of talk could get ya charges on a hate crime these days!

[bonsaiguy]

Wouldn't be the first time my mouth got me in trouble. I've spent the last 23 years in corporate america and that's probably the worst aspect of it. Trying not to offend anyone. And since it's in my nature to push it as far as I can in situations like that, I have had a couple of close ones. Most recently for repeating what was common knowledge while hanging in the smokers area. One of our call center gals showed up on halloween in a rather revealing constume and was told in no uncertain terms by several supervisors and HR that it was a bit inappropriate for the office. I was overheard repeating this to someone else (after I'd heard it from 5 other people) by one of her buddies and the next thing I know my boss is grilling me about the incident. Some days I really hate people.

[bonsaiguy]

Hmmm...methinks this thread has gone completely awry.

[likemclever]

Not a huge Zappa fan but...titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer.
Every generation thinks it is new and different. I know we did. And in a lot of ways we were. But not when it comes to "the old in/out" (that was a great movie by the way) That will never change until such time as the psycho feminazi's get their way and figure out how to give men a uterus.

I donâ??t know about the uterusâ?¦.we have our own.

And men on the ragâ?¦no thanks.

But I do think there is an attempt (deliberate or not) to emasculate our young men. Due I think in large part because fathers are not around to help raise their young sons (or daughters for that matter.)