Hey Bonz...remember this one. It was one of me and my ladies favorites at that time! These kids think that this is something new????? :dance:

Broken Hearts are for Assholes-Frank Zappa

Hey! do you know what you are?
Youâ??re an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
â??cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, â??cause youâ??re an asshole...

Maybe you think youâ??re a lonely guy
Maybe you think youâ??re too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Letâ??s talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasarâ??s back in town
In a way you canâ??t explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen townâ??s finest...
But you forgot what I was sayinâ??
â??cause youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Yes, yes
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole
Thatâ??s right
Youâ??re an asshole, youâ??re an asshole

Now you been to the grape â??nâ?? you been to the chest
â??nâ?? now I think you know what you are: youâ??re an asshole

You say you canâ??t live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ainâ??t got one on the bottom of you,
But donâ??t fool yerself girl
Itâ??s lookinâ?? at you
Donâ??t fool yerself girl
Itâ??s winkinâ?? at you
Donâ??t fool yerself girl
Itâ??s blinkinâ?? at you
Thatâ??s why I say
Iâ??m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Donâ??t fool yerself, girl
Itâ??s goinâ?? right up yer poop chute
Donâ??t fool yerself, girl
Itâ??s goinâ?? right up yer poop chute :thumbsup:
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew youâ??d be surprised...
Psycho4Bud Reviewed by Psycho4Bud on . You poor poor girls of Prom age. My daughter received a catalog today from some company that sells prom dresses. (mind you my daughter is a bit overweight) and I noticed on the cover that some SI swimsuit model was modeling the designs. So I took a look and lo and behold I now know why. Because about half of those dresses were so hooker-like that the models had to be over 18 to avoid prosecution. Of course, they are all perfectly gorgeous women with almost no bodyfat and probably eating disorders to boot. I feel sorry for all Rating: 5