If my daddy knew half the shit I do/did/will do..oh man...

He'd off himself.

I don't think parents really WANT to know what happens behind their backs, vs. that they actually DON'T know.

Honestly though, it doesn't matter how "supportive" you are of your child, they still won't come to you for everything. My mom and I are best friends but I don't think I'll ever tell her that like, I was just banging my boyfriend and smoking a blunt while she was in the next room. Kids DO want to save their parent's sanity for the most part.

My god do I love to ramble.