well i got caught with weed the first time when i was in 7th grade, i came home one night from one of my friends houses and my mom was up in my room and called me up (basically i was like ohhh fuck, i almost knew what it was) and pulled this huge MC Escher print book out from under my tv stand (i wasnt hiding it at that time) which had like a quarter out on it in a bag and little piles of ground up bits like some kief and just kinda sorted stuff.

i thought i was screwed but then shes like "well i realize its really not that bad, (i had already had alot of drug discussions up to that point), and ive known for along time youve been experimenting but youre still keeping your grades up plenty" and then she continued to explain about how she thought it should be legal but it's so she just didnt want it to be in her house and she warned against me doing it just because she didnt want me to have my life ruined over getting in legal trouble. then my dad came home about two weeks later found out and ill just say he wasnt as understanding... he left and i skipped school the next two days cuz my mom let me

but for my mom shes totally cool. im on drugs alot around her and we have alot of really philosophical discussions, she asks me sometimes if im obviously on something like if my eyes are dilated, my eyes keep moving really fast, or if im talking entirely in rhymes and patterns which happens when im on lsd and dxm alot of the time. but even when she knows im on something she doesnt continue to interrogate me, she grew me up listening to pink floyd, the dead,led zeppelin, the doors, and stuff like that, how could she not expect it from me to be more open towards that kind of stuff, and when she told me she was proud for me getting a 27 on my act i told her i was on acid when i took it (about a week after my results came back) and i also had two ear infections which i learned later that day thats why i was having headaches for the past two weeks and she just laughed at me and made me reschedule it to see what i could get next time

basically your parents arent smart and as long as youre not dumb with drug use and its not fucking with your life by consuming what you love they shouldnt have any right to go completely berserk with you