Even if we could read Mayan calenders, which I'm pretty sure we can, who cares?

THEY'RE FUCKING MAYANS! I don't research old-ass Indian rituals for car trouble, why the shit would I ask a Mayan when the world's gonna end?

Now, come on. Show of hands. Who thought the world was gonna end at 2000? If you did, you're a dumbass. Almost as dumb as somebody who asks Mayans when the world's gonna end.

Also, you're a dumbass if you think the Discovery Channel's primary objective is information. It's a TV channel. Their primary goal is to ENTERTAIN. You want pure information without the entertainment? Watch those proffesors teach comlex algorithms at 3:30 in the morning.

Also, you're a dumbass if you like anime.