im with unviaje fuck that tcm remake fuck it all the way to heaven. let me break it down...

jessica biel is in it. what the fuck is a 7th heaven star doing in a horror flick. fuckin stop it. (btw she annoyed the piss outta me in blade trinity, only good thing bout that flick was van wilder.)

the family, are you fuckin kiddin me??!! 2 fat bitches, a dirty lil kid and the drill sgt from full metal jacket, am i supposed to be scared or laughin? the family in the original was classic. you had the crazy ass brother, that dude is fuckin creepy and you had the bugged out pops. not to mention the decayin grandfather.

plus the original just looked better quality wise, all gritty and whatnot.

in the remake they tried to say he had a skin disease, hence the wearing of other peoples skin on his face. no no no no he was a maniac plain and simple.

and they're makin a prequel now. sheesh.
king kong bong Reviewed by king kong bong on . WHATS THE SCARIEST MOVIE YOUVE EVER SEEN children of the corn amityville horror blair witch Rating: 5